Screwball — Original Sculpted Pendant

Screwball has worked in the Storkhollow stables long enough to know that the animals are rarely the problem.

He is fluent in horse, unicorn, donkey, and camel—and unfortunately understands every insult, complaint, threat, and wildly unreasonable demand they make. His permanent scowl is not a personality defect. It is the face of a professional who has been kicked in the head, fitted with several screws, and sent straight back to work.

Despite appearances, Screwball is fiercely dependable. He is a trusted friend of Celina, an excellent stable hand, and the person everyone calls when a magical mount refuses to cooperate. He may complain through the entire rescue, but he will still be the first one through the gate.

This original, one-of-a-kind wearable curiosity was sculpted by hand in December 2012. Screwball features hand-shaped polymer clay, vivid blue glass eyes, metallic pigment, real metal screw embellishments, and a hanging loop with blue cord.

Approximately 2.25 × 1.5 inches.

Screwball is an original handmade artwork and will not be reproduced exactly. Minor signs of age and handmade construction are part of his long working history and individual character.

Adoption warning: Screwball arrives with a perpetual migraine and several strongly held opinions about stable management.